I forgot what today is!!!

It's the last day of this vile vile month!! WOO HOO!

So, just for you, dear internets, top ten reasons why I am not sad to say goodbye to October:

1. All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray...
2. My grandfather and everyone's grandfather died in October the year I was a college senior.
3. No major holidays/birthdays (I don't count Columbus Day or Hallowe'en)
4. How sad is it that I can't come up with more than four?

Reasons I'm glad tomorrow will be November:

1. My cousin's birthday, inagurating the birthday/Christmas season, woo hoo!
2. Thanksgiving!!
3. My birthday!! (and I'll be 35!!)
4. Did I mention how much I LOVE CHRISTMAS??? I'm one of those crazy people that LIKED working Retail Christmas--I loved helping grandmas pick out books for their grandchildren especially.

Okay, is this like the lamest list posting? Don't answer that.

And here's a Hallowe'en joke...

What does a ghoul go shopping for? Grosseries!